HUMP DAY

Due to a rather overbooked schedule, I’ve been unable to post the update I anticipated this week. Until I can sit down for an extended period of time to word out the newest challenge my roommate and I have decided to partake in (aka created for ourselves), I’m just going to remind you all of that time I went on a tinder date with a guy who referred to a certain male part of his body as his “third arm”. Since I keep seeing people from tinder while on the subway home from work, the event managed to pass through my mind tonight. I’m still unsure why he resorted to that topic to begin with; especially considering it was only our first (and obviously last) date. If I was a man and wanted to impress a girl by speaking of my male parts, I think I would at least involve my legs in the comparison… considering they’re longer and all. No?

Happy Wednesday folks.